1. gawk for .6 seconds bc hey you’re only human and it’s not your fault they were on your dash
2a. laugh bc calum made silly decision hehe oh cal.
2b. shake head bc person who leaked it also made silly decision tsk tsk
3. maybe a dick joke bc who doesn’t like a dick joke.
4. be done with it and move on bc no matter your opinion on topic, it’s none of your business and you should stop drawing attention to the sitch.
5. make nachos.
I’m sorry it took almost a month!!! I’m so sorry!
Blurb: you were watching your favourite tv series when calum came home, it was late so you were sleepy, he came in the living room where were you and sit down beside you, you jump a little cause you didn’t hear him and he hugges you and then cuddled with you
Song: safe and sound - taylo swift